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  <url>
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      <image:title>IF I&apos;M TOO MUCH GO FIND LESS</image:title>
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      <image:title>ALWAYS LATE BUT WORTH THE WAIT</image:title>
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      <image:title>I WANT YOU I JUST CAN’T FLIRT</image:title>
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  <url>
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  <url>
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  <url>
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      <image:title>RISK IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN REGRET</image:title>
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  <url>
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      <image:title>IF I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU PLEASE COOPERATE</image:title>
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  <url>
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  <url>
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      <image:title>I&apos;M NOT COLD I&apos;M JUST NOT YOURS</image:title>
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  <url>
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      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1009/7934/3744/files/unisex-organic-oversized-high-neck-blaster-2.0-t-shirt-white-back-6a6ce4ade69ac.jpg?v=1785521331</image:loc>
      <image:title>UNDIAGNOSED. BUT THE SIGNS ARE THERE</image:title>
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      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1009/7934/3744/files/unisex-organic-oversized-high-neck-blaster-2.0-t-shirt-white-back-6a6ce592dd456.jpg?v=1785521561</image:loc>
      <image:title>IF IT&apos;S SWEET AND SPICY, IT&apos;S A GEMINI</image:title>
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  <url>
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      <image:title>I ALSO GHOST MY FAMILY SO DON’T TAKE IT PERSONALLY</image:title>
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      <image:title>HE SAID FORMULA ONE OR ME SOMETIMES I MISS HIM</image:title>
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      <image:title>MY EX IS GAY</image:title>
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      <image:title>WHEN I SAID I LIKED IT ROUGH, I DIDN&apos;T MEAN MY ENTIRE LIFE</image:title>
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      <image:title>I LOVE MY CRAZY GIRLFRIEND</image:title>
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      <image:title>TAX EVASION SOCIAL CLUB</image:title>
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      <image:title>MY EX IS MY BIGGEST FAN</image:title>
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      <image:title>MISSIONARY SO WE CAN KEEP ARGUING</image:title>
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      <image:title>I DON&apos;T NEED CHATGPT MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS EVERYTHING</image:title>
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      <image:title>YOUR DAD IS MY CARDIO</image:title>
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      <image:title>NORMAL PEOPLE SCARE ME</image:title>
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      <image:title>SORRY PRINCESS I ONLY DATE WOMEN WHO MIGHT STAB ME</image:title>
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      <image:title>IF YOU TRYNA SCARE ME I AM TERRIFIED OF BOOBS</image:title>
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  <url>
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  <url>
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      <image:title>BOOBS TERRIFY ME. USE THAT INFORMATION WISELY.</image:title>
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      <image:title>MY LIFE HAS PLOT TWISTS BUT NO ACTUAL PLOT</image:title>
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      <image:title>I DON&apos;T CHASE PROBLEMS THEY KNOW MY ADDRESS</image:title>
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      <image:title>PRETTY WITH TERRIBLE TASTE IN MEN</image:title>
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      <image:title>I&apos;M NOT FLIRTING. YOU JUST WISH I WAS</image:title>
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      <image:title>MY TASTE HAS RED FLAGS</image:title>
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      <image:title>RED FLAGS, GREAT BRANDING.</image:title>
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      <image:title>MATCHA MORNINGS, FELONY NIGHTS</image:title>
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      <image:title>GREEN JUICE, RED FLAGS.</image:title>
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      <image:title>LOOKING AT MY HISTORY I&apos;M BAD AT LOVE</image:title>
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      <image:title>HATED BY AUNTIES LOVED BY THEIR SONS</image:title>
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      <image:title>FLIRT BACK. I&apos;M NERVOUS</image:title>
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      <image:title>MATCH MY DELUSION</image:title>
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      <image:title>I LEAVE WHEN LIFE GETS WORSE</image:title>
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      <image:title>TOXIC TRAITS, PACKAGED AS CONFIDENCE.</image:title>
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      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1009/7934/3744/files/unisex-organic-oversized-high-neck-blaster-2.0-t-shirt-white-back-6a6e05d724853.jpg?v=1785595357</image:loc>
      <image:title>RED FLAGS. I JUST CALL THEM PERSONALITY</image:title>
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      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1009/7934/3744/files/unisex-organic-oversized-high-neck-blaster-2.0-t-shirt-white-back-6a6e07c46252e.jpg?v=1785595850</image:loc>
      <image:title>JUST BECAUSE I GIVE YOU ADVICE DOESN&apos;T MEAN I&apos;M SMARTER THAN YOU</image:title>
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      <image:title>I&apos;M NOT SHY I JUST DON&apos;T LIKE YOU</image:title>
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      <image:title>I DON&apos;T HAVE BAD TASTE IN MEN BAD MEN HAVE GOOD TASTE</image:title>
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