MY LAWYER MOM ADVISES ME TO SAY NOTHING

MY LAWYER MOM ADVISES ME TO SAY NOTHING. Bold statement printed across the back. Front stays clean.

Legal counsel lives at home and answers on the first ring. My lawyer mom advises me to say nothing, so this tee does the talking and you plead the fifth on the rest. Bring it to family dinners, HR meetings, and any conversation that starts with 'we need to talk'. Get one for the friend whose mother has actually threatened someone with paperwork. She will approve, in writing.

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, heavyweight 200 g/m²
• Oversized fit, dropped shoulders, high 1×1 rib collar
• GOTS & OCS certified organic fabric
• High-quality, long-lasting print

Oversized cut — for a regular fit, size down.