I'M TOO CANCER FOR THIS SHIT
Oversized statement t-shirt
🌍 Worldwide shipping
I'M TOO CANCER FOR THIS SHIT. Bold statement printed across the back. Front stays clean.
Crying in the car, then crying about the crying. A Cancer sign does not do conflict, it does spirals, and this tee explains the whole thing before the tears start. Too Cancer for this shit is the birthday gift for the water sign in your life who remembers every kind word and every slight since 2014. Wear it to brunch and let the moon take the blame.
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, heavyweight 200 g/m²
- Oversized fit, dropped shoulders, high 1×1 rib collar
- GOTS & OCS certified organic fabric
- High-quality, long-lasting print
Oversized cut — for a regular fit, size down.
Return policy
Every purchase includes a 7-Day Money Back Guarantee. Manufacturing defects and damage caused during shipping are eligible for a full refund — no questions asked.
Shipping
We ship worldwide 🌍 Delivery takes around 7 business days. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with tracking information.
Contact us
If you have any questions or concerns, send us an email at padosky.gladysz@gmail.com
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