Zodiac Sign Shirts

Your birth chart is not an excuse. It is a wardrobe. Zodiac shirts for all twelve signs and the people who date them against advice. "IF IT'S DRAMATIC, GORGEOUS AND KNOWS IT, IT'S A LEO". "IF IT'S INTENSE, MYSTERIOUS AND KNOWS ALL YOUR SECRETS, IT'S A SCORPIO". "I'M TOO CANCER FOR THIS SHIT". Mercury is in retrograde and the shirt is in your size.

A zodiac tee for every sign

The zodiac shirt is the birthday gift that requires no research, just a date of birth and a grudge. It goes to the girls' night where someone pulls up the compatibility chart, the festival where you meet three Geminis in an hour, and the family dinner where your Virgo mother reads it and says nothing, correctly. Every design comes as an oversized organic cotton t-shirt and a hoodie with worldwide shipping, so the stars align in every postcode.

Leo tee, Scorpio tee, Pisces hoodie. Wear yours. Buy theirs. Blame the moon for everything that happens next.

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  • I'M TOO CANCER FOR THIS SHIT HOODIE

    I'M TOO CANCER FOR THIS SHIT HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • I'M TOO LEO FOR THIS SHIT HOODIE

    I'M TOO LEO FOR THIS SHIT HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • I'M TOO SCORPIO FOR THIS SHIT HOODIE

    I'M TOO SCORPIO FOR THIS SHIT HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • IF IT'S EMOTIONAL, LOYAL AND CRIES AT ADVERTS, IT'S A CANCER HOODIE

    IF IT'S EMOTIONAL, LOYAL AND CRIES AT ADVERTS, IT'S A CANCER HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • IF IT'S WORKING WEEKENDS AND WINNING AT LIFE, IT'S A CAPRICORN HOODIE

    IF IT'S WORKING WEEKENDS AND WINNING AT LIFE, IT'S A CAPRICORN HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • IF IT'S INDECISIVE, CHARMING AND ALWAYS DIPLOMATIC, IT'S A LIBRA HOODIE

    IF IT'S INDECISIVE, CHARMING AND ALWAYS DIPLOMATIC, IT'S A LIBRA HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • IF IT'S STUBBORN, LOYAL AND ALWAYS EATING, IT'S A TAURUS HOODIE

    IF IT'S STUBBORN, LOYAL AND ALWAYS EATING, IT'S A TAURUS HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • IF IT'S DREAMY, SOFT AND LIVING IN ITS OWN WORLD, IT'S A PISCES HOODIE

    IF IT'S DREAMY, SOFT AND LIVING IN ITS OWN WORLD, IT'S A PISCES HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • IF IT'S BRUTALLY HONEST AND ALREADY BOOKED A FLIGHT, IT'S A SAGITTARIUS HOODIE

    IF IT'S BRUTALLY HONEST AND ALREADY BOOKED A FLIGHT, IT'S A SAGITTARIUS HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • IF IT'S BOLD, IMPULSIVE AND ALWAYS RIGHT, IT'S AN ARIES HOODIE

    IF IT'S BOLD, IMPULSIVE AND ALWAYS RIGHT, IT'S AN ARIES HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • IF IT'S WEIRD, BRILLIANT AND AHEAD OF ITS TIME, IT'S AN AQUARIUS HOODIE

    IF IT'S WEIRD, BRILLIANT AND AHEAD OF ITS TIME, IT'S AN AQUARIUS HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • IF IT'S INTENSE, MYSTERIOUS AND KNOWS ALL YOUR SECRETS, IT'S A SCORPIO HOODIE

    IF IT'S INTENSE, MYSTERIOUS AND KNOWS ALL YOUR SECRETS, IT'S A SCORPIO HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • IF IT'S DRAMATIC, GORGEOUS AND KNOWS IT, IT'S A LEO HOODIE

    IF IT'S DRAMATIC, GORGEOUS AND KNOWS IT, IT'S A LEO HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • IF IT'S OVERTHINKING IT AND STILL GETTING IT RIGHT, IT'S A VIRGO HOODIE

    IF IT'S OVERTHINKING IT AND STILL GETTING IT RIGHT, IT'S A VIRGO HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • IF IT'S SWEET AND SPICY, IT'S A GEMINI HOODIE

    IF IT'S SWEET AND SPICY, IT'S A GEMINI HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • I'M TOO LEO FOR THIS SHIT

    I'M TOO LEO FOR THIS SHIT

    Sale price  $34.00 Regular price $52.00
  • I'M TOO SCORPIO FOR THIS SHIT

    I'M TOO SCORPIO FOR THIS SHIT

    Sale price  $34.00 Regular price $52.00
  • I'M TOO CANCER FOR THIS SHIT

    I'M TOO CANCER FOR THIS SHIT

    Sale price  $34.00 Regular price $52.00
  • IF IT'S WORKING WEEKENDS AND WINNING AT LIFE, IT'S A CAPRICORN

    IF IT'S WORKING WEEKENDS AND WINNING AT LIFE, IT'S A CAPRICORN

    Sale price  $34.00 Regular price $52.00
  • IF IT'S EMOTIONAL, LOYAL AND CRIES AT ADVERTS, IT'S A CANCER

    IF IT'S EMOTIONAL, LOYAL AND CRIES AT ADVERTS, IT'S A CANCER

    Sale price  $34.00 Regular price $52.00
  • IF IT'S DREAMY, SOFT AND LIVING IN ITS OWN WORLD, IT'S A PISCES

    IF IT'S DREAMY, SOFT AND LIVING IN ITS OWN WORLD, IT'S A PISCES

    Sale price  $34.00 Regular price $52.00
  • IF IT'S STUBBORN, LOYAL AND ALWAYS EATING, IT'S A TAURUS

    IF IT'S STUBBORN, LOYAL AND ALWAYS EATING, IT'S A TAURUS

    Sale price  $34.00 Regular price $52.00
  • IF IT'S INTENSE, MYSTERIOUS AND KNOWS ALL YOUR SECRETS, IT'S A SCORPIO

    IF IT'S INTENSE, MYSTERIOUS AND KNOWS ALL YOUR SECRETS, IT'S A SCORPIO

    Sale price  $34.00 Regular price $52.00
  • IF IT'S BOLD, IMPULSIVE AND ALWAYS RIGHT, IT'S AN ARIES

    IF IT'S BOLD, IMPULSIVE AND ALWAYS RIGHT, IT'S AN ARIES

    Sale price  $34.00 Regular price $52.00