Back to School Shirts

September is coming and so is your attendance record. Back to school shirts for students who are present in body only. "I'M NOT A STUDENT. I'M SCHOOL LORE". "MY GPA IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS". "ACADEMICALLY PRESENT EMOTIONALLY ELSEWHERE". "GROUP PROJECTS BUILT MY TRUST ISSUES". A student shirt for the campus, the library and the seminar you are pretending to follow.

The student shirt for the whole semester

These go into freshers' week, into the exam-season all-nighter, into the graduation party where the degree is finally real and the trauma, as promised, was free. A back to school shirt is the gift for the sibling starting uni, the flatmate who has never been on time, and the friend who is "doing a masters" in a subject nobody can name. Every design comes as an oversized organic cotton t-shirt and a hoodie with worldwide shipping, so exchange semesters are covered.

Wear it to lectures. Wear it to the library at 2am. "SEPTEMBER ME CAN DEAL WITH IT" is the closest thing to a plan you will have this year.