Funny Birthday & Age Shirts

Age is just a number, and we put it on a shirt so nobody has to guess. "I'M NOT 30. I'M 18 WITH 12 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE". "I'M NOT GETTING OLDER. I'M GETTING MORE EXPENSIVE." "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT MY AGE I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS OLD BEFORE". Funny birthday shirts for people who intend to be a problem for several more decades.

30th, 40th, 50th, 60th birthday shirts

The 40th birthday shirt is the one the whole table signs off on. The 30th is bought by the friend who is still 29 and smug. The 50th and 60th get gifted by kids who finally understand the assignment. Every version works as a party outfit, a brunch reveal or a gift that gets held up for the photo before the cake comes out. Every design comes as an oversized organic cotton t-shirt and a hoodie with worldwide shipping, so the birthday shirt arrives on time even when the relatives do not.

Blow out the candles in it. Wear it the morning after, when the years of experience really show.