Too ___ For This Shirts

Some things are cultural. Losing your patience is one of them. The too ___ for this shirt names it. "I'M TOO SLAVIC FOR THIS SHIT". "I'M TOO ITALIAN FOR THIS SHIT". "I'M TOO MEXICAN FOR THIS SHIT". "I'M TOO ARAB FOR THIS SHIT". Plus Nigerian, Persian and the ones your cousins will ask for next. Same sentence, different grandmother.

A too Slavic for this shirt is the family reunion outfit, the airport arrival fit and the gift that gets the loudest laugh at a wedding table full of aunties. Nationality humor tees also cover the dating logistics: "EAT ITALIAN DRIVE GERMAN MARRY SLAVIC" has several endings and everyone has a favourite. Every design comes as an oversized organic cotton t-shirt and a hoodie with worldwide shipping, which matters, because the diaspora is large and the cousins are everywhere.

Too much for this, proudly

Wear the too ___ for this shirt home. Wear it abroad. Wear it to the passport office, where you will need it most.