Full Bush Shirts

It is full bush season and the forecast is confident. "FULL BUSH SEASON". "GREAT GIRL HUGE BUSH". "NOBODY KNOWS I HAVE A BUSH". "BUSY GROWING MY BUSH WHILE YOU STAY LOSING THAT HAIRLINE". A bush tee is the rare fashion statement that also functions as a personality test for whoever reads it.

The full bush season shirt is a running joke that escaped the group chat. It gets bought for beach weeks, for hen parties, for the friend who announced her stance at dinner and would not let it go. It is also, oddly, a fantastic gift for a boyfriend who is supportive and slightly scared. Every design comes as an oversized organic cotton t-shirt and a hoodie, shipped worldwide, so the season is global whether the weather agrees or not.

Bush tees, worn proudly

Wear the full bush shirt to the festival. Wear it to the pool. Wear it past your grandmother and watch her read every word. She has opinions too. She might agree.