Party & Afters Shirts

The afters shirt is a confession worn in advance. "DON'T INVITE ME TO THE AFTERS I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL". "I LOOK BETTER AFTER MIDNIGHT". "I CAME TO DANCE NOT TO DATE". "ONE MORE WEEKEND WON'T KILL ME (PROBABLY)". If you have ever said "I'm not staying long" and then closed the venue, this is your collection.

Party shirts get bought for festival season, for birthdays that start at brunch and end in a stranger's kitchen, and for the friend who is always the last one standing and the first one dancing. A no self control shirt is also the ideal group gift, one for every member of the afters committee. Every design comes as an oversized organic cotton t-shirt and a hoodie with worldwide shipping, so the weekend can be exported.

Afters shirts, worn before the afters

Put the party shirt on early. By the time it matters, nobody will be reading anyway, but the photos will.

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  • SUBSTANCE HOODIE

    SUBSTANCE HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • SUBSTANCE

    SUBSTANCE

    Sale price  $34.00 Regular price $52.00
  • SUBSTANCE ABUSER

    SUBSTANCE ABUSER

    Sale price  $34.00 Regular price $52.00
  • SUBSTANCE ABUSER HOODIE

    SUBSTANCE ABUSER HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • I'M TWEAKING

    I'M TWEAKING

    Sale price  $34.00 Regular price $52.00
  • I'M TWEAKING HOODIE

    I'M TWEAKING HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • I'M GEEKED

    I'M GEEKED

    Sale price  $34.00 Regular price $52.00
  • I'M FUCKING TWEAKING HOODIE

    I'M FUCKING TWEAKING HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • I'M FUCKING TWEAKING

    I'M FUCKING TWEAKING

    Sale price  $34.00 Regular price $52.00
  • I'M GEEKED HOODIE

    I'M GEEKED HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • I'M FUCKING GEEKED

    I'M FUCKING GEEKED

    Sale price  $34.00 Regular price $52.00
  • I'M FUCKING GEEKED HOODIE

    I'M FUCKING GEEKED HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • I'M A JET2 HOLIDAY HOODIE

    I'M A JET2 HOLIDAY HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • I'M A JET2 HOLIDAY

    I'M A JET2 HOLIDAY

    Sale price  $34.00 Regular price $52.00
  • I AM NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH ALCOHOL

    I AM NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH ALCOHOL

    Sale price  $34.00 Regular price $52.00
  • I AM NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH ALCOHOL HOODIE

    I AM NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH ALCOHOL HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • CLEAN GIRL UNTIL 9PM. HOODIE

    CLEAN GIRL UNTIL 9PM. HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • FRIDAY: THE ONLY F-WORD MY MOM APPROVES OF HOODIE

    FRIDAY: THE ONLY F-WORD MY MOM APPROVES OF HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • I MAKE BETTER MISTAKES ON FRIDAY HOODIE

    I MAKE BETTER MISTAKES ON FRIDAY HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • STILL IN MY SUMMER ERA. DON'T TALK TO ME. HOODIE

    STILL IN MY SUMMER ERA. DON'T TALK TO ME. HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • MATCHA MORNINGS, FELONY NIGHTS HOODIE

    MATCHA MORNINGS, FELONY NIGHTS HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • AFTERPARTY ME IS A LIABILITY HOODIE

    AFTERPARTY ME IS A LIABILITY HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • MY REPUTATION HAS BETTER ATTENDANCE THAN ME HOODIE

    MY REPUTATION HAS BETTER ATTENDANCE THAN ME HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00
  • I CAME TO DANCE NOT TO DATE HOODIE

    I CAME TO DANCE NOT TO DATE HOODIE

    Sale price  $68.00 Regular price $91.00