Couple & Taken Shirts

Being taken is a status. Our couple shirts make it a uniform. "MY GIRLFRIEND IS HOTTER THAN YOU". "IF YOU'RE READING THIS YOU'RE TOO CLOSE. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND". "SORRY GIRLS I'M IN LOVE WITH MY WIFE". Somewhere between a wedding ring and a restraining order, with better typography.

Taken shirts for two

Most of these come in pairs: his and hers, hers and hers, whoever and whoever. Couples buy them for anniversaries, for the trip where you want strangers to stop trying, and for that one club night where one of you is famously friendly. A taken shirt is also a smart gift from the friend who is tired of being the third wheel and would like it formalised. Every design comes as an oversized organic cotton t-shirt and a hoodie with worldwide shipping, so matching works even when you are not in the same country.

Wear the couple shirts on a date and watch the waiter treat you both with new respect. Wear them separately and watch people assume the other one is nearby. They are. They always are.