Crazy Girlfriend Shirts
Every relationship has a story the two of you find funny and everyone else finds alarming. The crazy girlfriend shirt exists for that story. "DON'T TALK TO ME I HAVE A CRAZY GIRLFRIEND". "I HAVE A VERY PSYCHOTIC GIRLFRIEND". "MY GIRLFRIEND BEATS ME". Worn by men who are, by every visible measure, thriving.
The crazy girlfriend tee is a couples gift with a twist: she buys it, he wears it, everyone knows who is in charge. It goes on holidays, to festivals, to his friends' birthday where someone will ask if she is around and he will look over his shoulder before answering. It is also the perfect answer to "so what is she like?" without a single word from him. Every design comes as an oversized organic cotton t-shirt and a hoodie, with worldwide shipping, so she can order it for him from wherever she is currently tracking his location.
Insane, and loved
Pair the crazy girlfriend shirt with "I LOVE MY CRAZY GIRLFRIEND" and suddenly the whole thing looks romantic. It is. Mostly. Ask him. Wait for her to answer.