Funny Drinking Shirts

The wine shirt has evolved. It is oversized now, it is honest now, and it does not say "wine o'clock". "SOBER ME IS A HATER." "MY LIVER FILED A COMPLAINT. I DENIED IT". "DON'T FALL FOR ME. I'M JUST DRUNK". "MATCHA IN THE MORNING. TEQUILA MAKES THE DECISIONS". Funny drinking shirts for people who are fun and know exactly why.

Tequila tees and wine shirts for every occasion

A tequila tee is the bachelorette staple, the birthday weekend fit, the thing you put on before the pre-drinks and are still wearing at the airport. Funny drinking shirts also make the ideal gift for the friend whose stories always begin with "so we had one drink". Every design comes as an oversized organic cotton t-shirt and a hoodie with worldwide shipping, so the liver's complaint can be filed from any jurisdiction.

Wear it to the bar. Wear it to brunch. Wear it the morning after, when the hoodie version is doing a lot of quiet work.

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  • SUBSTANCE ABUSER

    SUBSTANCE ABUSER

    Sale price  130,00 zł Regular price 201,00 zł
  • SUBSTANCE ABUSER HOODIE

    SUBSTANCE ABUSER HOODIE

    Sale price  264,00 zł Regular price 353,00 zł
  • I AM NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH ALCOHOL

    I AM NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH ALCOHOL

    Sale price  130,00 zł Regular price 201,00 zł
  • I AM NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH ALCOHOL HOODIE

    I AM NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH ALCOHOL HOODIE

    Sale price  264,00 zł Regular price 353,00 zł
  • MY LIVER FILED A COMPLAINT. I DENIED IT HOODIE

    MY LIVER FILED A COMPLAINT. I DENIED IT HOODIE

    Sale price  264,00 zł Regular price 353,00 zł
  • I MAKE BETTER MISTAKES ON FRIDAY HOODIE

    I MAKE BETTER MISTAKES ON FRIDAY HOODIE

    Sale price  264,00 zł Regular price 353,00 zł
  • AFTERPARTY ME IS A LIABILITY HOODIE

    AFTERPARTY ME IS A LIABILITY HOODIE

    Sale price  264,00 zł Regular price 353,00 zł
  • MATCHA IN THE MORNING. TEQUILA MAKES THE DECISIONS HOODIE

    MATCHA IN THE MORNING. TEQUILA MAKES THE DECISIONS HOODIE

    Sale price  264,00 zł Regular price 353,00 zł
  • I DON'T DRINK. I ESCALATE. HOODIE

    I DON'T DRINK. I ESCALATE. HOODIE

    Sale price  264,00 zł Regular price 353,00 zł
  • ONE MORE WEEKEND WON'T KILL ME (PROBABLY) HOODIE

    ONE MORE WEEKEND WON'T KILL ME (PROBABLY) HOODIE

    Sale price  264,00 zł Regular price 353,00 zł
  • SOBER ME IS A HATER. HOODIE

    SOBER ME IS A HATER. HOODIE

    Sale price  264,00 zł Regular price 353,00 zł
  • DON'T INVITE ME TO AFTERS. MY SELF-CONTROL CLOCKS OUT HOODIE

    DON'T INVITE ME TO AFTERS. MY SELF-CONTROL CLOCKS OUT HOODIE

    Sale price  264,00 zł Regular price 353,00 zł
  • I PAID FOR THE DRINK. THE TRAUMA WAS FREE HOODIE

    I PAID FOR THE DRINK. THE TRAUMA WAS FREE HOODIE

    Sale price  264,00 zł Regular price 353,00 zł
  • DON'T FALL FOR ME. I'M JUST DRUNK HOODIE

    DON'T FALL FOR ME. I'M JUST DRUNK HOODIE

    Sale price  264,00 zł Regular price 353,00 zł
  • TOLD MYSELF TO QUIT DRINKING. WHY WOULD I LISTEN TO AN ALCOHOLIC HOODIE

    TOLD MYSELF TO QUIT DRINKING. WHY WOULD I LISTEN TO AN ALCOHOLIC HOODIE

    Sale price  264,00 zł Regular price 353,00 zł
  • DON'T INVITE ME FOR AFTERS I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL HOODIE

    DON'T INVITE ME FOR AFTERS I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL HOODIE

    Sale price  264,00 zł Regular price 353,00 zł
  • FUELED BY MATCHA AND TEQUILA HOODIE

    FUELED BY MATCHA AND TEQUILA HOODIE

    Sale price  264,00 zł Regular price 353,00 zł
  • TOLD MYSELF TO STOP DRINKING BUT I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO AN ALCOHOLIC HOODIE

    TOLD MYSELF TO STOP DRINKING BUT I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO AN ALCOHOLIC HOODIE

    Sale price  264,00 zł Regular price 353,00 zł
  • DON'T INVITE ME TO THE AFTERS I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL HOODIE

    DON'T INVITE ME TO THE AFTERS I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL HOODIE

    Sale price  264,00 zł Regular price 353,00 zł
  • MY LIVER FILED A COMPLAINT. I DENIED IT

    MY LIVER FILED A COMPLAINT. I DENIED IT

    Sale price  130,00 zł Regular price 201,00 zł
  • I MAKE BETTER MISTAKES ON FRIDAY

    I MAKE BETTER MISTAKES ON FRIDAY

    Sale price  130,00 zł Regular price 201,00 zł
  • MATCHA IN THE MORNING. TEQUILA MAKES THE DECISIONS

    MATCHA IN THE MORNING. TEQUILA MAKES THE DECISIONS

    Sale price  130,00 zł Regular price 201,00 zł
  • AFTERPARTY ME IS A LIABILITY

    AFTERPARTY ME IS A LIABILITY

    Sale price  130,00 zł Regular price 201,00 zł
  • I DON'T DRINK. I ESCALATE.

    I DON'T DRINK. I ESCALATE.

    Sale price  130,00 zł Regular price 201,00 zł