Funny Drinking Shirts

The wine shirt has evolved. It is oversized now, it is honest now, and it does not say "wine o'clock". "SOBER ME IS A HATER." "MY LIVER FILED A COMPLAINT. I DENIED IT". "DON'T FALL FOR ME. I'M JUST DRUNK". "MATCHA IN THE MORNING. TEQUILA MAKES THE DECISIONS". Funny drinking shirts for people who are fun and know exactly why.

Tequila tees and wine shirts for every occasion

A tequila tee is the bachelorette staple, the birthday weekend fit, the thing you put on before the pre-drinks and are still wearing at the airport. Funny drinking shirts also make the ideal gift for the friend whose stories always begin with "so we had one drink". Every design comes as an oversized organic cotton t-shirt and a hoodie with worldwide shipping, so the liver's complaint can be filed from any jurisdiction.

Wear it to the bar. Wear it to brunch. Wear it the morning after, when the hoodie version is doing a lot of quiet work.

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  • ONE MORE WEEKEND WON'T KILL ME (PROBABLY)

    ONE MORE WEEKEND WON'T KILL ME (PROBABLY)

    Sale price  130,00 zł Regular price 201,00 zł
  • SOBER ME IS A HATER.

    SOBER ME IS A HATER.

    Sale price  130,00 zł Regular price 201,00 zł
  • I PAID FOR THE DRINK. THE TRAUMA WAS FREE

    I PAID FOR THE DRINK. THE TRAUMA WAS FREE

    Sale price  130,00 zł Regular price 201,00 zł
  • DON'T INVITE ME TO AFTERS. MY SELF-CONTROL CLOCKS OUT

    DON'T INVITE ME TO AFTERS. MY SELF-CONTROL CLOCKS OUT

    Sale price  130,00 zł Regular price 201,00 zł
  • DON'T FALL FOR ME. I'M JUST DRUNK

    DON'T FALL FOR ME. I'M JUST DRUNK

    Sale price  130,00 zł Regular price 201,00 zł
  • TOLD MYSELF TO QUIT DRINKING. WHY WOULD I LISTEN TO AN ALCOHOLIC

    TOLD MYSELF TO QUIT DRINKING. WHY WOULD I LISTEN TO AN ALCOHOLIC

    Sale price  130,00 zł Regular price 201,00 zł
  • DON'T INVITE ME FOR AFTERS I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL

    DON'T INVITE ME FOR AFTERS I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL

    Sale price  130,00 zł Regular price 201,00 zł
  • FUELED BY MATCHA AND TEQUILA

    FUELED BY MATCHA AND TEQUILA

    Sale price  130,00 zł Regular price 201,00 zł
  • TOLD MYSELF TO STOP DRINKING BUT I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO AN ALCOHOLIC

    TOLD MYSELF TO STOP DRINKING BUT I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO AN ALCOHOLIC

    Sale price  130,00 zł Regular price 201,00 zł
  • DON'T INVITE ME TO THE AFTERS I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL

    DON'T INVITE ME TO THE AFTERS I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL

    Sale price  130,00 zł Regular price 201,00 zł
  • PIZZA SEX WINE

    PIZZA SEX WINE

    Sale price  130,00 zł Regular price 201,00 zł
  • PIZZA SEX WINE HOODIE

    PIZZA SEX WINE HOODIE

    Sale price  264,00 zł Regular price 353,00 zł
  • PASTA SEX WINE HOODIE

    PASTA SEX WINE HOODIE

    Sale price  264,00 zł Regular price 353,00 zł
  • PASTA SEX WINE

    PASTA SEX WINE

    Sale price  130,00 zł Regular price 201,00 zł