Flirting Shirts

Some people flirt with their eyes. Others need a flirting shirt to do the heavy lifting. "I'M NOT FLIRTING I'M JUST HOT AND FRIENDLY". "FLIRT BACK. I'M NERVOUS". "IF I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU PLEASE COOPERATE". "IDK HOW TO FLIRT BUT WE CAN ARGUE". This is the collection for anyone whose rizz is mostly panic.

I'm not flirting shirts, technically

Wear an I'm not flirting shirt to the bar, to the festival, to the wedding where you have been seated at the singles table like livestock. It is the ideal gift for the friend who gets flustered when someone compliments their shoes, and for the one who is dangerously friendly to bartenders. Every design comes as an oversized organic cotton t-shirt and a hoodie with worldwide shipping, so your flirting can fail in any country.

Best case, someone reads the flirting shirt and flirts back. Worst case, someone reads it and you are both nervous now. That is still a conversation. Progress.