Food Shirts

Priorities, in order. "PASTA SEX WINE". "PIZZA SEX WINE". "CHICKEN TENDER". "JUST HERE FOR THE PUMPKINS". Food shirts for anyone who has planned a holiday around a restaurant and a relationship around a recipe. Some people count calories. You count courses.

The pasta sex wine shirt is the Italy trip fit, the dinner party outfit that sets expectations, and the gift for the friend who reviews restaurants unprompted. Food tees also cover the sweet tooth: "I'M CANDY", "I HEART MAKING ICE CREAM", and a full egg situation for the breakfast people. Every design comes as an oversized organic cotton t-shirt and a hoodie with worldwide shipping, so the food shirt arrives before the reservation does.

Eat first, explain later

Wear it to brunch and order like it. Wear it to the supermarket and let the cashier form an opinion. A food shirt is not a diet. It is a menu.