Lazy & Tired Shirts

You are not lazy. You are conserving energy for something that has not been announced yet. I'm tired shirts for the horizontal community. "I'M TIRED". "BORN TO SLAY FORCED TO WORK". "I'M NOT IGNORING YOU. I'M JUST MENTALLY OFFLINE". "NOTHING PAYS AS GOOD AS UNEMPLOYED FEELS". Every one of these is a full personality wearing a shirt.

The I'm tired shirt is a Sunday uniform, a hangover uniform, a working-from-bed uniform. It is the gift for the friend who cancels plans with real joy, the student who has been "about to start" since Tuesday, and anyone who has answered the phone with a groan. Every design comes as an oversized organic cotton t-shirt and a hoodie with worldwide shipping, and yes, the hoodie is the one you will never take off.

Too lazy to explain, so we did

Wear it to the office if they have a casual policy. Wear it to bed if they do not. A too lazy tee understands both, and judges neither.