Sarcastic Shirts

Dry humor, wet eyes, great shirt. Sarcastic tees for people who answer "how are you" with a look. "I'M FINE". "NORMAL PEOPLE SCARE ME". "QUICK QUESTION WHAT THE FUCK". "I COME IN PEACE". Four words or fewer, oversized, and somehow more honest than your last three conversations combined.

Sarcastic one-liner tees for daily use

A sarcastic shirt is the Monday outfit, the long-flight outfit, the outfit for a family gathering where you would like to say nothing and still be understood. It is the gift for the coworker who communicates in sighs, the teenager who has stopped speaking, and the dad who thinks he is funnier than he is and, annoyingly, is. Every design comes as an oversized organic cotton t-shirt and a hoodie with worldwide shipping, so the eye roll is available on every continent.

No explanation on the back. No follow-up. A sarcastic one-liner tee says it once and lets the silence do the rest.