HE SAID HE LOVES PHYSICAL TOUCH SO I'M GONNA BEAT HIM

Oversized statement t-shirt

130,00 zł 201,00 zł

Size S M L XL 2XL

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HE SAID HE LOVES PHYSICAL TOUCH SO I'M GONNA BEAT HIM. Bold statement printed across the back. Front stays clean.

Love languages, interpreted generously. If he said he loves physical touch, the only reasonable response is affectionate violence, and this tee documents the plan. Take it to his birthday, to the couples' pub quiz, or to any party where his friends need a heads-up about who exactly he is dating. It also works as a present from the girlfriend to the boyfriend, which is its own kind of threat.

100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, heavyweight 200 g/m²
Oversized fit, dropped shoulders, high 1×1 rib collar
GOTS & OCS certified organic fabric
High-quality, long-lasting print

Oversized cut — for a regular fit, size down.

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