I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND STOP REPLYING WHEN I TEXT HOODIE

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND STOP REPLYING WHEN I TEXT HOODIE. Bold statement printed across the back. Front stays clean.

The texting is the problem, obviously, but the replying is what makes it a situation. I have a girlfriend, stop replying when I text is a hoodie that admits everything and blames everyone else. Give it to the boyfriend who thinks he's charming, or claim it as the girlfriend who has read the messages and finds the whole thing hilarious. Couples with a dark sense of humor, this is yours.

• Organic combed ring-spun cotton, 350 g/m², soft suede finish
• Relaxed oversized fit, 2×2 ribbed cuffs and hem, kangaroo pocket
• GOTS & OCS certified organic fabric
• High-quality, long-lasting print

Oversized cut — for a regular fit, size down.