I'M NOT GETTING OLDER. I'M GETTING MORE EXPENSIVE.

Oversized statement t-shirt

130,00 zł 201,00 zł

Size S M L XL 2XL

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I'M NOT GETTING OLDER. I'M GETTING MORE EXPENSIVE.. Bold statement printed across the back. Front stays clean.

Inflation applies to people too. I'm not getting older, I'm getting more expensive is a tee for the birthday girl whose skincare routine costs more than rent and whose taste has only improved with time. Perfect for a 30th, a 40th, or any year that ends with someone else paying for her dinner. Order it for the friend who has upgraded her standards and her wine.

100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, heavyweight 200 g/m²
Oversized fit, dropped shoulders, high 1×1 rib collar
GOTS & OCS certified organic fabric
High-quality, long-lasting print

Oversized cut — for a regular fit, size down.

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