I'M VERY VULNERABLE RN IF ANY EVIL AND SINISTER WOMEN WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME HOODIE

I'M VERY VULNERABLE RN IF ANY EVIL AND SINISTER WOMEN WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME HOODIE. Bold statement printed across the back. Front stays clean.

Consider this an open invitation with a dress code. The very vulnerable rn hoodie announces that you are emotionally available to evil and sinister women specifically, no others need apply. Wear it to the festival, the bar with the good lighting, or the first date you want to go badly in the right way. It is thirsty, it is honest, and it works better than any app bio.

• Organic combed ring-spun cotton, 350 g/m², soft suede finish
• Relaxed oversized fit, 2×2 ribbed cuffs and hem, kangaroo pocket
• GOTS & OCS certified organic fabric
• High-quality, long-lasting print

Oversized cut — for a regular fit, size down.