UNFORTUNATELY I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FLIRT SO I JUST SPEAK NONSENSE AND HOPE YOU'LL THINK I'M CUTE AND THEN FALL IN LOVE WITH ME

UNFORTUNATELY I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FLIRT SO I JUST SPEAK NONSENSE AND HOPE YOU'LL THINK I'M CUTE AND THEN FALL IN LOVE WITH ME. Bold statement printed across the back. Front stays clean.

The strategy has a zero percent success rate and you refuse to change it. This unfortunately i have no idea how to flirt so i just speak nonsense tee says the whole plan out loud before you even open your mouth. Wear it to the first date, the party where your crush is, the festival where you will say something about ducks. A gift for the delulu friend who is somehow always in love. Sometimes the nonsense works.

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, heavyweight 200 g/m²
• Oversized fit, dropped shoulders, high 1×1 rib collar
• GOTS & OCS certified organic fabric
• High-quality, long-lasting print

Oversized cut — for a regular fit, size down.