UNFORTUNATELY I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FLIRT SO I JUST SPEAK NONSENSE AND HOPE YOU'LL THINK I'M CUTE AND THEN FALL IN LOVE WITH ME HOODIE

UNFORTUNATELY I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FLIRT SO I JUST SPEAK NONSENSE AND HOPE YOU'LL THINK I'M CUTE AND THEN FALL IN LOVE WITH ME HOODIE. Bold statement printed across the back. Front stays clean.

The strategy has a zero percent success rate and you refuse to change it. This unfortunately i have no idea how to flirt so i just speak nonsense hoodie says the whole plan out loud before you even open your mouth. Wear it to the first date, the party where your crush is, the festival where you will say something about ducks. A gift for the delulu friend who is somehow always in love. Sometimes the nonsense works.

• Organic combed ring-spun cotton, 350 g/m², soft suede finish
• Relaxed oversized fit, 2×2 ribbed cuffs and hem, kangaroo pocket
• GOTS & OCS certified organic fabric
• High-quality, long-lasting print

Oversized cut — for a regular fit, size down.