ALL I WANT IS ILLEGAL EXPENSIVE OR BLONDE

ALL I WANT IS ILLEGAL EXPENSIVE OR BLONDE. Bold statement printed across the back. Front stays clean.

Taste is a curse, and yours has a specific type. All i want is illegal expensive or blonde reads like a wishlist and a confession at once. This tee suits the friend who dates like they shop, the one who orders the most expensive drink on the menu, the one whose type has a hair color. Take it to the club and see who volunteers.

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, heavyweight 200 g/m²
• Oversized fit, dropped shoulders, high 1×1 rib collar
• GOTS & OCS certified organic fabric
• High-quality, long-lasting print

Oversized cut — for a regular fit, size down.