EAT ITALIAN DRIVE GERMAN MARRY SLAVIC
EAT ITALIAN DRIVE GERMAN MARRY SLAVIC
Oversized statement t-shirt
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EAT ITALIAN DRIVE GERMAN MARRY SLAVIC. Bold statement printed across the back. Front stays clean.
Life advice condensed into three verbs and zero apologies. Eat italian drive german marry slavic is the plan for good carbs, good horsepower and a spouse who can survive anything. This tee suits the Slavic wife who knows she's the upgrade, the guy who chose correctly, or a wedding present with a wink. Bring it to the family barbecue and start a debate.
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, heavyweight 200 g/m²
- Oversized fit, dropped shoulders, high 1×1 rib collar
- GOTS & OCS certified organic fabric
- High-quality, long-lasting print
Oversized cut — for a regular fit, size down.
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