HE SAID HE LOVES PHYSICAL TOUCH SO I'M GONNA BEAT HIM HOODIE

HE SAID HE LOVES PHYSICAL TOUCH SO I'M GONNA BEAT HIM HOODIE. Bold statement printed across the back. Front stays clean.

Love languages, interpreted generously. If he said he loves physical touch, the only reasonable response is affectionate violence, and this hoodie documents the plan. Take it to his birthday, to the couples' pub quiz, or to any party where his friends need a heads-up about who exactly he is dating. It also works as a present from the girlfriend to the boyfriend, which is its own kind of threat.

• Organic combed ring-spun cotton, 350 g/m², soft suede finish
• Relaxed oversized fit, 2×2 ribbed cuffs and hem, kangaroo pocket
• GOTS & OCS certified organic fabric
• High-quality, long-lasting print

Oversized cut — for a regular fit, size down.