I DON'T DRINK. I ESCALATE.

Oversized statement t-shirt

130,00 zł 201,00 zł

Size S M L XL 2XL

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I DON'T DRINK. I ESCALATE.. Bold statement printed across the back. Front stays clean.

There is no gentle version of tonight. I don't drink, I escalate is a tee for the friend who goes from 'one glass' to karaoke, kebab, and a new tattoo appointment. Pack it for the bachelorette, the birthday, the Friday that became Saturday. Made for the one who has been the group's headline more than once. Nobody is surprised, everyone is entertained.

100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, heavyweight 200 g/m²
Oversized fit, dropped shoulders, high 1×1 rib collar
GOTS & OCS certified organic fabric
High-quality, long-lasting print

Oversized cut — for a regular fit, size down.

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