I DON'T FLIRT I JUST SAY WEIRD STUFF & HOPE FOR THE BEST

Oversized statement t-shirt

130,00 zł 201,00 zł

Size S M L XL 2XL

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I DON'T FLIRT I JUST SAY WEIRD STUFF & HOPE FOR THE BEST. Bold statement printed across the back. Front stays clean.

Some people have game. You have a strange fact about octopuses and unearned optimism. The i don't flirt i just say weird stuff & hope for the best tee is an honest strategy statement for anyone whose pickup lines sound like a podcast tangent. Bring it to a first date, to the bar where your friends are trying to set you up, or to the festival where nothing works anyway. Someone will find it charming. Statistically.

100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, heavyweight 200 g/m²
Oversized fit, dropped shoulders, high 1×1 rib collar
GOTS & OCS certified organic fabric
High-quality, long-lasting print

Oversized cut — for a regular fit, size down.

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