I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT MY AGE I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS OLD BEFORE

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT MY AGE I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS OLD BEFORE. Bold statement printed across the back. Front stays clean.

Nobody sent instructions. I don't know how to act my age, I've never been this old before is a tee that makes sense at 30, 50 and 70, which is why it works as a birthday present for basically everyone. Rock it at the party where you dance harder than your knees would like. Buy it for a dad who still buys concert tickets, or a mum who still closes the bar.

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, heavyweight 200 g/m²
• Oversized fit, dropped shoulders, high 1×1 rib collar
• GOTS & OCS certified organic fabric
• High-quality, long-lasting print

Oversized cut — for a regular fit, size down.