I WISH I HAD MENTAL STABILITY INSTEAD OF THESE GIANT TITS HOODIE

I WISH I HAD MENTAL STABILITY INSTEAD OF THESE GIANT TITS HOODIE. Bold statement printed across the back. Front stays clean.

God had a budget and spent it on the chest. The i wish i had mental stability instead of these giant tits hoodie is a bittersweet body inventory from the woman whose back hurts and whose therapist is booked for months. Take it to the beach, the girls' night, or the birthday where a cake is the only stable thing in the room. The trade is not available. The joke is.

• Organic combed ring-spun cotton, 350 g/m², soft suede finish
• Relaxed oversized fit, 2×2 ribbed cuffs and hem, kangaroo pocket
• GOTS & OCS certified organic fabric
• High-quality, long-lasting print

Oversized cut — for a regular fit, size down.