I'M NOT MYSTERIOUS. YOU JUST DON'T HAVE ACCESS

I'M NOT MYSTERIOUS. YOU JUST DON'T HAVE ACCESS. Bold statement printed across the back. Front stays clean.

Private account, private life. I'm not mysterious, you just don't have access is a tee for the friend who posts nothing, tells the group chat everything, and lets strangers guess. Throw it on for the party where people keep asking what you do, or the first date you're not sure about. Made for the one whose close friends list has four people and one of them is her mum.

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, heavyweight 200 g/m²
• Oversized fit, dropped shoulders, high 1×1 rib collar
• GOTS & OCS certified organic fabric
• High-quality, long-lasting print

Oversized cut — for a regular fit, size down.