I'M TOO PERSIAN FOR THIS SHIT HOODIE

I'M TOO PERSIAN FOR THIS SHIT HOODIE. Bold statement printed across the back. Front stays clean.

Three hours of tarof over who pays the bill, a mother who has already picked your future spouse, and a nose that is a family heirloom. Too Persian for this shit is a compliment and a threat at the same time. Get this hoodie for a Nowruz gift, a birthday or the cousin who runs the whole family group chat. Wear it to the mehmooni and watch every aunty pretend not to laugh.

• Organic combed ring-spun cotton, 350 g/m², soft suede finish
• Relaxed oversized fit, 2×2 ribbed cuffs and hem, kangaroo pocket
• GOTS & OCS certified organic fabric
• High-quality, long-lasting print

Oversized cut — for a regular fit, size down.